And I would be lying if I said part of me wasn't being a bit of a contrarian brat about it. I've never loved the idea of swallowing semen. He swallowed the water, looked at me sternly, and said, 'Now picture that on a naked girl who's running for the bathroom.'Įveryone was silent for a moment before Ainslie shrieked, 'That, my friends, is why I've never spit!' and we all broke into paroxysms of wild laughter. He sipped the water, tilted his head back at a 45-degree angle, and jutted his bottom jaw out while simultaneously screwing up his forehead in feigned disgust. 'This,' he said, lifting the glass to his lips, 'is what you look like when you're looking for some place to spit.' 'That's fine,' Noah said, wiping tears from his eyes, 'but what I'm about to show you will change your life.' My dinner companions burst into raucous laughter.
